Twilight Sparkle... in what I imagine she'll be wearing on her wedding day.

Twilight Sparkle… in what I imagine she’ll be wearing on her wedding day.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Because the world wasn’t “wacky” enough, out of the woodwork comes a man claiming to be the fiancé of the My Little Pony named Twilight Sparkle. And due to this engagement, he would really like it if the My Little Pony artist could stop drawing her, as she is his and he doesn’t want to see her gallivanting about the screen without him. You see, it’s about her honor, and all these “sexual” acts in which she’s been drawn to partake in, is very upsetting her fiancé, because he is remaining celibate for her until the wedding.

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The letter proceeds to go on and on discussing the activities in which this very normal and loving couple engage. For example, they “go out on the town,” they hit up vegetarian restaurants, he takes her shopping and out for coffee (Oh, sorry, I jumped ahead — he has a “handmade plushie” of Twilight Sparkle that he’s lugging around), and of course, they go to movies and hang out with their friends.

THEIR friends. THEIR friends who, and I quote, think the love between this man and Twilight Sparkle is a “thing of beauty and quite admirable.” Aww… it’s so nice when your friends approve of your love! It really does make it easier on everyone.

And so, my dear readers, there’s a man out there in the world engaged to a cartoon pony named, Twilight Sparkle. They will be married in a proper chapel next June or July, it all just depends on finances. This man is not jealous by the fact that the My Little Pony artist is drawing his beloved, because he’s very “secure” in his relationship; it’s more about honoring and respecting his soon-to-be wife.

I’m not really sure what to say about this, but love is grand — in all its forms. Yes, I think that’s the only way to end this post.

Via AVClub