There are no chocolates inside. Only death.

Consult this quiz to check.

Well, some lady did! The Huffington Post reports:

Paige Parkerson, 20, is charged with first-degree felony murder in the death of Clifton “JR” Barkin, the 22-year-old father of her two children…Wright [Barkin’s mother] last saw her son at 11:30 p.m. the previous night, when she dropped him off at the home he shared with Parkerson, according to the Enterprise. Just before that, Wright had driven Clifton to Walmart so he could purchase flowers and a Mother’s Day card for Parkerson. Wright believes that her son’s fiancée attacked him because she expected a more lavish gift.

God, in retrospect, he really should have gone to Jared.