A pet insurance company called Veterinary Pet Insurance has chronicled the year’s most insane names for pets. From their list, we’ve selected out favorites…and yes, these are real.


  1. Lord Chubby Pruneface
  2. Badonkadonk
  3. Molly Mcboozehound


  1. Bing Clawsby
  2. Optimus Pants
  3. Chairman Meow

If any of these pets are yours, I salute you. Like a stripper who is serious about her work, you’ve blessed your pets with both a first and last name, paving the way for them to be house dancers…I mean, house pets. That is, with the exception of Badonkadonk, but come one — a stripper couldn’t even make that any better.