When I read the title of this chart, I thought “good heavens, no, I do not use my phone like a 16 year old. I spell all the words in my texts properly. I would never be so drunk as to substitute “u” for “you.” Then I realized I was conducting a text conversation as I was thinking about that (although my mother’s number in the only one I know by heart, and that’s mostly in case I ever get arrested). You too? Please say you have the same problem. Fortunately, I am sure we are both fans of the Oracle of Omaha, so there’s some tiny bit of adulthood to hold onto, desperately, with both hands (though that will make it harder to text in the movies).