What’s a good way to distract people from the underlying stupidity of being a libertarian? If you said “manufacturing test-your-own-food-for-toxins kits in bright, attractive colors,” you are wrong. The answer is boobs. The answer is always boobs.

The “Pin-Ups For Ron Paul” 2012 calendar seeks to spread the libertarian gospel by pairing buxom babes with their fallacy ridden reasons for being libertarians, like: “My work at a community center providing therapy for clients, to improve their interpersonal relationships, led me to see how important it is that interactions between people be voluntary rather than coercive.” I hope that precious community center of hers wasn’t built with any taxpayer dollars! But points for comparing paying your taxes to emotionally scarring coercion, I guess?

The sad thing about these babes is that they’re half right. Less government intrusion into our private lives would certainly be a step in the right direction. Invasive TSA prodecures, dead end drug wars, anti-choice laws, and homophobic ballot measures have got to go. But the notion that any developed society could function without, say, public schools, a clean municipal water supply, or a safety net to keep the least advantaged citizens from dying in the streets like animals is about as foolish as a Pin-Ups Who Have Just Read The Fountainhead And Are Now Paying Back Their Parents For All The Food They Ate As Children calendar.

Then again, Ron Paul’s main demographic seems to be sheltered, nerdy young white guys who annoy everyone by talking way too much in class, so maybe girls in their underwear will be an effective recruitment tactic.

(Via Nerve)

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