pink honda car women

Do you often find that you cannot drive your boyfriend/husband/chattel-master’s car? It is because you are a lady and that car is too brown/red/not-pink for you! Thank God Honda has come to the rescue. With ‘She’s’, a little pink lady-mobile.

According to BrandChannel:

Honda is looking to shake up the industry with a new sub-brand of the Honda Fit called, in a fill-in-the-blank kind of way, “She’s.” It’s pinktastic, and has nothing to do with Breast Cancer Awareness other than an affinity for the feminine hue.

And it’s not just the outside that is pink. It’s the inside, too. Even the keys are pink. It also has “a windshield designed to block skin-wrinkling ultraviolet rays” which means that your skin will stay porcelain smooth and men will continue loving you (maybe. Don’t get fat).

I don’t really know what’s happening in this video (can anyone translate?) but I gather this is the kind of vehicle that is also excellent for lounging against while wearing straw hats and 90’s style sundresses.


Finally I will no longer have to move by use of my Victoria’s Secret style wings or by crawling from place to place on all fours, naked, in a sexy-animal pose, which is normally how women move about.