We just stumbled across this weird cartoon of Pippa Middleton being coerced into giving out details about her sister’s honeymoon. The ‘toon was created by artist Kate Brown to promote the game inFAMOUS 2, in which the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are apparently now going to be characters.

The fact that there’s a cartoon of Pippa is odd enough, but I’m especially bothered by the content. Pippa would never give away secrets about her sister. Be real, inFAMOUS 2. Carole would fucking kill her. Jeeeeez.