If you think Apple and Suri are the most oddly named celebrity kids, you haven’t even heard the half of it. Here’s a list of some of my favorite jaw-droppingly awful celebrity child monikers. See if you can match the kid with his or her parent(s).


Scout LaRue (girl)

Banjo (boy)

Reign Beau (girl)

Pilot Inspektor (boy)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (girl)

Jermajesty (boy)

Seven (boy) and Puma (girl)

Audio Science (boy)

Saffron Sahara (girl)

Speck Wildhorse (boy)


Erykah Badu

Simon LeBon

Shannyn Sossamon

Jermaine Jackson

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Rachel Griffiths

Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates

John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

Ving Rhames

Jason Lee