Whenever I’m feeling down—sometimes particularly inevitable during the holiday season—there is one thing that is guaranteed to make me laugh, every time. Wars of religion, obviously. And Point Break. Unfortunately, this Christmas Hollywood has decided to trample all over the good and righteous memory of this nineties masterpiece. I will not be seeing the remake in theaters because you don’t mess with perfection. Instead, I made some Christmas cards for my fellow Point Break rie-or-dies and of course, your loved ones. Happy holidays my friends, ride to glory.
For the little ones in your life. Because “blue flame special,” much like “meat waffle,” is not a real thing. Because Christmas was never about money, it’s about us against the system.Johnny Utah has always known the true spirit of Christmas. In like, a fun way. Santa gets it.