In perhaps the biggest coup of the year, a couple of robbers trying to shake down a Dunkin’ Donuts in Cape Cod grabbed a bag from an employee that they thought was filled with cash but discovered later was filled with doughnuts.


The three burglars apparently didn’t check the contents of the bag before ganking it, and must have been thrilled when they found out what happened. In fact, things only could have gone better for these criminal masterminds if the pilfered sack had been filled with iced coffees, and then if they hadn’t gotten caught, which they did the following day.