Ryan Reynolds is super hot, married to the also super hot Scarlett Johansson, and is getting paid a lot of money to play the Green Lantern in a movie. But there’s one thing standing in the way of his divine happiness: his costume. He told GQ:

It’s made of actual woven misery. Whatever material they’ve used, they’ve managed to make it the most heat-conducting substance known to man. I literally begged them to just put me in a nonbreathable rubber unitard. It was like shooting an entire movie inside Alec Baldwin.

All I have to say is that that costume would probably look great… ON MY FLOOR.