“I love the naked female form… I just feel like that’s the most empowered position you can be in…I’ve been slowly getting there. If the world wouldn’t persecute me, I’d take nude pictures every day of the week.” — Halle Berry in Vogue, on the beauty of being naked.

“Kooky bonkers on the stage, in a handsome package.” — SYTYCD host Cat Deely, in reference to two of the finalists, Robert and Mark.

“She … has given a whole new meaning to our justice system, you gotta admit.” — John McCain, on Snooki being too good-looking for jail.