“Throughout the years, you’ve spent hours getting to know my ass…but you’ve never had the chance to really talk to it.” — Porn Star Joanna Angel, introducing the advice column written by her ass, ASSk Joanna.
“We have some beautiful men of all different body types. All of them are attractive in different ways. We’ve got tall. We’ve got ripped. We’ve got more delicate.” — Actress Carrie Preston, who plays Arlene Fowler on True Blood, on her male co-stars. Rrrowr.