Um, Sienna – Elton John would like his pantsuit back, please. I mean really…did you put this on and think that you could some how pull off such an overly sequined ensemble and not have a few raised eyebrows pointed your way? Even Rihanna might have stood half a chance off making this work…but you, honey…you’re a cute little sunkissed blonde who would do better to stick with miniskirts and girly details than to continue attempting to wow us with your high fashion (or just high shine?) prowess.

The stylist who told you this was a good decision should be banned for life and sentenced to twenty years of time working at Forever21.

Sienna Miller at GI Joe Premiere

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