Snooki and JWoww, the overconfident, uber-party girls that represent the exact opposite what it means to be young in America as what Girls represents (i.e., full of self-doubt and self-loathing, embarking on an arduous yet deliberate path of self-discovery vs. going out and getting shitcanned every day and night and just trying to have as much fun and make as much money as possible) have actually never even heard of Girls.

In an interview with Vulture, they had this to say of the HBO phenomenon:

One of the most talked-about new shows has been Girls. Do you watch that one?
Snooki: No.
Jenni: Never heard of it.

And it makes perfect sense. Why would they give a shit about a bunch of whiny New Yorkers? In a way, it makes me envious of the Jersey Shore stars. I imagine that it would be nice to just go about your ludicrous, meaningless business and still feel really good about yourself and be able to look in the mirror every morning and say “fuck the haters.” Just do you, Snooki and JWoww. Just do you.