"How many months do they have to be before you can, like, tan them?"

Remember when Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi said she wasn’t pregnant? Neither do we.

Apparently, she denied she was pregnant and, now, we learn that was a lie because… oh, sigh from the depths of ourselves… Snooki is with child. Yes, the Jersey Store star and mini-mogul is going to lay a Cheeto soon. According to the NYPost (so, hey, huge grain of salt here):

Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines.  But sources tell Page Six that MTV is worried about how to manage the news, given that Polizzi’s hard-partying, booze-swilling ways have just been turned into a “Jersey Shore” spinoff with Jenni “JWoww” Farley, which has begun shooting in New Jersey.

“MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,” said a source. “They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show. ” The untitled new show has just begun taping and focuses on the ladies’ relationship as friends and roommates — and whatever adventures come their way.

Sounds like Snooki is pregnant, which is bizarre/suspect considering the blow to her spinoff with JWOWW and the attention she’s enjoying for getting skinny on diet pills.

Do you think Snooki is capable of lying? We’re not so sure God’s okay with that.