It’s a big day for magazine covers featuring women we dislike clutching their
free ride to coverage pregnant bellies. Here’s the one no one wanted to see: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, who (as we and everyone else speculated) was waiting out rumors in order to sway a cover so she could announce this shit amid as much attention as possible. This repugnant publicity stunt has been gestating for 15 weeks now and Snooki is indeed engaged to the father, mook boyfriend of one and a half years Jionni LaValle.
Also! Snooki discovered the news “right after New Year’s,” and told Us that her first thoughts were, “‘S–t, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.”