Snooki revealed today that the meatball in her stomach is actually a soon-to-be baby boy. For some reason — probably because I’ve watched a lot of “Jersey Shore” in my day — I care. And I’m not afraid to say it.

Anyway, In Touch broke the news, and there are some benign quotes in there too from the pint=sized reality TV star. For instance, unlike most moms, she reveals that she was hoping for a girl.

“I thought it was going to be a girl,” she said. “I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls…It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

I find that refreshing. I’m tired of moms-to-be being all, “I JUST WANT IT TO BE HEALTHY!!!!” when they’re asked if they’re gunning for one particular gender. Like, shut the fuck up. You wanted a girl. Or maybe you wanted a boy. You wanted SOMETHING.

Snooki also says that she’s been drinking a lot of Italian ice because they’re “cold and juicy” (gross), and that she and her baby daddy aren’t boning much these days.

“Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross,” she said. “I’m so not in the mood to do stuff.”

So, there you have it. Pregnant Snooki.