Gaze into the eyes of absolute reality

The world is a busy place, and you are almost certainly the type of woman too busy dry-laundering her business wigs and checking herself for signs of Lyme disease to keep tabs on who’s keeping it real and who isn’t. That’s why The Gloss has compiled this helpful index to remind you where everyone stands in terms of absolute realness.

Keeping it real this week:

The Insane Clown Posse

Fresh Prince-era Will Smith

The Christian God

Actor Chris Evans


Blonde-haired Vietnamese girls who brawl at pho restaurants

The Rev. Al Sharpton

This Petco cashier

Not keeping it real this week:

Nicki Minaj

People who have no time

Michigan referees

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