If there’s one thing that this country is lacking, it’s coverage of Pippa Middleton. Why, we hardly know a thing about her!

Fortunately, some TV producers have taken it upon themselves to remedy that, and TLC will be airing a documentary about the pseudo-royal on August 9, at 9 p.m.

This sounds all well and good, but let’s be real — there won’t be any new revelations on this show. How many times have you clicked on a link that says “Pippa Middleton Underwear Pics!” only to find that it’s just another picture of the toilet paper dress?

Oh…just me?


Anyway, this is likely going to be one of those shows that re-airs all the pictures and footage we’ve already seen a million times. We’ll watch her walking down the aisle, see 500 screenshots of the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society, some not-really-risque snapshots, and that will be that.

I’m already disappointed.