One of the top trending topics on twitter right now is “Things Women Need to Stop Doing.” Some of the respones (Tiger Woods) are correct. However, on the other hand, some of these we actually need to START doing. Like these:

1) #Thingswomenshouldstopdoing calling just to breathe on the phone #EffOuttaHere *Hangs Up*

Okay, that’s probably not a woman, just a serial killer, but we’re going to do it every five minutes from now on.

2) #thingswomenshouldstopdoing trynna have a nigga baby to make him stay…

Wait. I’m confused. Why not?

3) #ThingsWomenShouldStopDoing complain when he cum too fast… BITCH SUCK IT BACK HARD

I really think a lot of these bits of advice will fit right into women’s magazines. This belongs in Cosmo.

4) #ThingsWomenShouldStopDoing looking for a ”Mill. Ticket” girl get a damn education & be yo own ”Mill. Ticket” !! #RT

Sir, I was merely looking for a meal ticket, but your plan sounds better and more luxrious, unless it involves 19th century factory work. Factory ownership I am in favor of, though.

5) #ThingsWomenShouldStopDoing wearing flats..dey might B comfortable but they’re uglyAF! A real womans feet r gonna hurt at the end of da nite

This is why I have the lotus foot.For you. Just for you.

6) #Thingswomenshouldstopdoing Living a lie, “I’m on a 24hr champagne diet” Word? So why are you ducking Mr Wong? Your Landlord #STOPITCINCO!

This really just means you’re Holly Golightly.

7) #thingswomenshouldstopdoing Stuffing cracklings down they throat until they are a candidate for the biggest looser #teamfollowback

I guess because the skin around their throats gets all flabby and loose?

8) #ThingsWomenShouldStopDoing arguing everytime he come home then wonder why he spends more time with his mistress.

To be fair, maybe you should let your lawyer argue for you.

9)  #thingswomenshouldstopdoing Sayin Their Gay Because They Got Hurt By A Dude! A Bitch Will Do The Same! Everyone Gets Hurt Face It! #TakeThat

Bitches! Keep! Capitalizing! Everything! Use! Exclamation! Points! For! Emphasis!

10) #Thingswomenshouldstopdoing going to the club naked and giving men atitude.

Nudist clubs are so much super fun.