You there, with your eyes trained downwards towards your mobile device….GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.

We know what you’re up to! After all, a poll released by the Harris Interactive on behalf of Qumu discovered how many Americans are watching porn on their phones at work, and it’s a whopping…3%.

Um, yeah. So, some call that the results of a poll — I call it a lie. If it were a poll of how many people watch porn on their work computers, I might buy it. Three percent sounds about right if we’re talking about Americans who are both stupid and horny enough to risk their jobs by watching adult videos in a way that can be tracked by their company.

But if we’re talking about people who sneak a peek on their cell phones? In the bathroom? Or under their desk? Or even during a meeting?

Come ooooon. Way more than three percent.