Today is the Macy’s Day parade, and that means that chilly but happy and turkey-stuffed New Yorkers will get to gander firsthand at such family-friendly fare as inflatable Mickey Mouses and Charlie Browns. But Funny or Die has imagined a world in which the floats are designed by nightmare fanatic Tim Burton, and what with Burton’s penchant for the gory and the frightening, some are bound to not make the cut. Here are a few of them. [ITPGallery]