“Toddlers and Tiara” star Isabella Barrett, age five, was interviewed by TMZ yesterday as she was finishing up her spray tan appointment (like you do at five). Totally unprompted, the adorable tot told the cameraman that the last time she was in the salon, her three-year-old rival, Paisley Dickey, was there, and was trying to jack her swag. But she has nothing to worry about, she said, subsequently pointing out that “my mom won’t dress me like a hooker.”

Barrett is, of course, referencing Hookergate, in which Dickey was dressed as Julia Roberts’ character in “Pretty Woman” for a beauty pageant.

The only utterly unsurprising twist here — in what otherwise seems like a perfectly normal playground dispute — is that Barrett clearly has no idea what she’s actually saying. The words aren’t spoken with any trace of five-year-old malice, or even a small amount of understanding as to their meaning. In other words, there’s absolutely no doubt that she’s mindlessly parroting something she heard her mom say.

Another shining example of good parenting, brought to you by “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Watch the video here.