Some couples fight over money, some fight over infidelity. But Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller fight over…telescopes?

The whole drama started because Sheen and one of his daughter share a love for the song “Drops of Jupiter” by Train, which is about looking at stars and stuff.

Apparently Mueller flew into a jealous rage over Sheen’s purchase of two telescopes (one for him, and one for his daughter) because they have a song and she and Sheen do not. Normal? I think not.

Let it not go unmentioned that this is not only weird and crazy but clearly these people have problems. I mean, why not let a father and daughter share a special moment? My dad taught me to drive a car when I was 15 years old and my mom didn’t care. Actually, my mom didn’t even want to get into a car with me (citing safety issues).

Sheen was arrested on domestic abuse charges after this incident where they “started slapping each other’s wrists”. Mueller seems to have some sort of issue with Sheen having children with ex-wife Denise Richards even though she has twins of her own with him. Again, these people are crazy.

Earlier this week Sheen plead guilty to a misdemeanor assault charge and was sentenced to 30 days in rehab. But I think I know who the real culprit is here: Train. How dare they make such a dirty, homewrecking bitch of a song.