Anyway, the thing is that in Tennessee, as in most other states (including California, where I reside) you can’t sell alcohol in fully nude strip clubs, under the bullshit reasoning that alcohol and vaginas lead to bad things. Most people say that these things include violence and drugs and prostitution, which is all completely made up and I’ve never seen stats behind it, but whatever. I will say, though, that it’s probably more like that GUNS would lead to violence. I guess I’ve just never seen anyone whip out their vagina and shoot someone. Have you?