vamps movie alicia silverstone krysten ritter Oh, God, finally a vampire movie you can – wait for it – keep waiting – wait like a thousand years – sink your teeth into. Vamps going to be just like Clueless but with fangs!

According to ComingSoon:

In the November 2 release, Goody (Silverstone) and Stacy (Ritter) are addicted to the night life, clubbing, hooking up and always looking for the next thrill, all the while keeping a big a secret-they happen to be modern-day vampires. But even with lifetimes of dating experience behind them, the duo realizes they still have a lot to learn about love when Stacy unexpectedly falls for the son of a vampire hunter, and Goody runs into the man of her dreams from decades earlier.

Alicia Silverstone is back! Krysten Ritten is excellent! Normally I’d do something bemoaning how all modern day vampires are sparkly and cute and sort of… toothless… and it probably indicates that we’ve lost any ability to even recognize that we have darker sides to our nature but… Alicia Silverstone! Krysten Ritter! Clueless is a really good movie! There will probably be period costumes AND A DANCE MONTAGE. If TheGloss goes dark for the next month or so, it’s because I’m going to be camped out on the steps of my local cineplex wearing some fake fangs and waiting for the movie to begin.