This … is amazing.
Following Audrina Patridge being kicked off Dancing With The Stars, her mom delivered this hilarious rant before being picked up and carried off. Highlights include:
- “It’s all show-biz baby, the show must go on.”
- “Audrina is gonna fuckin’ rise. And she’s got class.”
- “Lauren Conrad’s pissy, little, fashion-shit. If that bitch wants to bring it on, let’s go.”
- “Splash will kick your ass you fuck with me, you know that.”
- “I been a celebrity mom 8 years through this Hills bullshit.” (8 years? The Hills premiered in 2006.)
- “Fuckin Hills girls? Hills TRAMPS. My baby’s a star. She’s the only one who’s got some class and I don’t give a fuck about it.”
Well. How can you argue with logic like that?