Did you know that there are thousands of women out there who have not been sexually harassed by Herman Cain? It’s true! He told us as much when confronted with past allegations on the campaign trail.
Funny Or Die decided to take this logical fallacy to its logical conclusion by filming a PSA in which we hear from, you guessed it, women who have not been sexually harassed by Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain. Because if he’s only harassed, say, 90 women, that leaves like 3.5 billion (minus 90) that he hasn’t harassed or probably even met, and those are pretty good odds. Wait, what? Exactly.