Do you ever wonder what men say to their cats when you’re not around? If so, here is your answer. It comes in the form of an addition to the “Shit ___ Say” meme, spawned by “Shit Girls Say” and now including (but not limited to) “Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls” and “Shit Gay Guys Say.”

In this video, the young man in question asks his cat to fetch him a cup of coffee (totally understandable), tells his cat that she’ll “always be a baby,” and gifts his cat with a magnet from L.A.

But the best part by far is when the cat freaks out and attacks. Enjoy.

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