They wear pearls and blue eyeshadow! And are bi-sexual! And like choices! And have conflicted feelings about aboritions, but believe it really depends on the situation!

I don’t want to spoil her worldview, but she sounds suspiciously like a feminist. A feminist who has some trouble with words and believes lesbians are always worrying about getting abortions. But I was raised in a computer programming plant, which probably explains why I spend all day cuddling this laptop as though it is my own child.