Once upon a time, there was this thing. And it was beautiful. And it was perfect. It was a movie. It was a perfect little rainbow-filled-with-sarcastic-feelings of a movie, and it contained Tina Fey, and it made us like Lindsay Lohan and it was a gift to the world. It was Mean Girls.

God, Mean Girls was great, wasn’t it? I remember watching it in High School and thinking “yes. Yes, it’s exactly like that.”

And then I guess Hollywood as a whole decided that they would take this sacred thing and poo on it. And everyone is excited! Sorry. I guess I just can’t get enthusiastic about shitty straight-to-DVD re-makes of movies that were awesome. Anyhow, fine, here’s your Mean Girls 2 Trailer.