I can’t make decisions, because imagines of scantily clad people reading books has thrown me into overdrive. Please vote for your favorite, so we can send them a big pile of books. We’ll announce the winner tomorrow, after we run out to appropriate stores and pick out the books we want (though The Complete Dorothy Parker is a given. A goddamn given).

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