So I was sitting at my desk, gleefully tonguing this cake-pop, because now that we don’t have sex anymore, that’s what we have to get excited about as a generation. Cake-pops. And Ashley said something about anything being superior, even cupcakes, and I said she was a dumb whore, and I realized this really illustrated the difference between us as people. Here is what your favorite desserts indicate about you as a human being. [ITPGallery]