I wouldn’t have ever thought to turn the pregnancy book, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting,” into a film, but I guess that’s why I’m not a big-time producer. Someone thought of it, and now it’s going to be made, and you know what? I bet it’s going to be just adorable and all kinds of rom-com gooey goodness.

Entertainment Weekly reports that:

“Lionsgate has confirmed that they will adapt the bestselling pregnancy bible What To Expect When You’re Expecting and intend to give it the Love Actually and Valentine’s Day treatment. In other words, we’ll see a series of intertwining vingnettes with enough star wattage to blind most any moviegoer.”

That seems cool, and no doubt it won’t matter whether or not I want to see it leading up to it because I will have enough friends who want to see it and enough desire to see those friends that eventually I will go.

But let’s be real — I can play the too-cool-for-this-movie card, but it would be a huge lie. I fucking love this shit.