According to Buzzfeed, Kim Kardashian may or may not have recently suffered a papercut. Either way, it’s a good excuse to drink something…like a Bloody Mary! Here’s one of our favorite drinks based on the blood of a member of the Klan:

The Bloody Dash


1 quart of tomato juice

2 1/2 cups Smirnoff Vodka

1 tablespoon horseradish

1/4 cup worcestershire sauce

1/4 cup lime juice

1 teaspoon Tobasco

1 stalk celery

1 slice of jalapeno pepper

Just a DASH of celery salt