Fashion’s Night Out is coming for you this Thursday (from approximately 6:00-10:00). It will take you. It will not hesistate to just sweep you along in a sea of girls wearing rhinestone pumps. The only thing you can do is gird your loins, and pray, and follow this helpful list. And don’t go to Bergdorf’s. Or any department store, really. They’ll tempt you in with Anna Wintour doing the can-can or whatever is going on at Bergdorf’s or Bendel’s this year, but don’t listen to their siren call. It’s a mob scene in there. You’ll just end up vomitting outside an OTB. You’ll have more fun at some of these offbeat locations.