The 2013 Cannes Film Festival is occurring as we speak, though it occurred some over the weekend, too. Here’s what all those fancy people wore on the red carpet. Expect Jennifer Lawrence, Carey Mulligan, Jessica Biel, Rooney Mara, a slew of models and a couple good old Fashion Disasters.
…Speaking of which: hey, Bai Ling!
Carey Mulligan looked somewhere between preternaturally poised and painfully stiff.
Cheryl Cole did her thing.
Doutzen Kroes‘ power dress felt very ’80s Sharon Stone. Wether or not that’s a good thing is entirely up to you.
Eva Longoria‘s mint dress was exceptionally ugly.
Jane Fonda looked like Jane Fonda.
While this is not Jennifer Lawrence’s best, she does look quite crisp and lovely–we even like the pink pumps.
Alas, she was felled on the red carpet by an over-eager makeup artist.
Jessica Biel‘s stylist screwed up by adding this stupid Bvlgari snake necklace, probably worth $500,000 or some such. We are otherwise amazed by this ethereal, beautiful look–especially the gorgeous feathery cloud of a hem.
Karolina Kurkova did the thing that supermodels do at Cannes.
Kirsten Dunst looked lovely!
Lady Victoria Hervey. Oh, you.
Lady Victoria Hervey, again, in a disco ball dress–she is impressively covered, though!
Lea Seydoux. Fascinating. And we don’t hate it.
Marion Cotillard is so f’ing beautiful.
Here’s the back.
Tea-length is everywhere right now, eh? Naomi Watts looked terrific.
We are almost really into Naomie Harris‘ look, but not quite.
Nicole Kidman (with Keith Urban). Kidman’s hair is a little cheesy for our tastes, but we are really into her weird dress.
Olga Sorokina. Ha. Okay. Sure! Have fun, people.
Olga Sorokina, again, though this is much more reasonable.
Paz Vega. Nope.
Rachel Bilson. A bit cutesy.
Never one for cutesy, Rooney Mara went for architecture and volume.
Sammi Cheng. Weird, but we’ll allow it.
Zhang Yuqi. This dress is pretty amazing.
Zoe Saldana, looking effortless and lovely as always.