cannes weekend red carpet

The 2013 Cannes Film Festival is occurring as we speak, though it occurred some over the weekend, too. Here’s what all those fancy people wore on the red carpet. Expect Jennifer Lawrence, Carey Mulligan, Jessica Biel, Rooney Mara, a slew of models and a couple good old Fashion Disasters.

Bai Ling attends Cannes

…Speaking of which: hey, Bai Ling!

Carey Mulligan attends Cannes

Carey Mulligan looked somewhere between preternaturally poised and painfully stiff.

Cheryl Cole attends Cannes

Cheryl Cole did her thing.

Doutzen Kroes attends Cannes

Doutzen Kroes‘ power dress felt very ’80s Sharon Stone. Wether or not that’s a good thing is entirely up to you.

Eva Longoria attends Cannes

Eva Longoria‘s mint dress was exceptionally ugly.

Jane Fonda attends Cannes

Jane Fonda looked like Jane Fonda.

 Actress Jennifer Lawrence attends 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Party

While this is not Jennifer Lawrence’s best, she does look quite crisp and lovely–we even like the pink pumps.

Actress Jennifer Lawrence attends "Jimmy P.

Alas, she was felled on the red carpet by an over-eager makeup artist.

Jessica Biel attends Cannes

Jessica Biel‘s stylist screwed up by adding this stupid Bvlgari snake necklace, probably worth $500,000 or some such. We are otherwise amazed by this ethereal, beautiful look–especially the gorgeous feathery cloud of a hem.

Karolina Kurkova attends Cannes

Karolina Kurkova did the thing that supermodels do at Cannes.

Kirsten Dunst attends Cannes

Kirsten Dunst looked lovely!

Lady Victoria Hervey attends the 'Jimmy P.

Lady Victoria Hervey. Oh, you.

Lady Victoria Hervey attends The Weinstein Company Party in Cannes

Lady Victoria Hervey, again, in a disco ball dress–she is impressively covered, though!

Lea Seydoux attends 'Grand Central' Premiere

Lea Seydoux. Fascinating. And we don’t hate it.

Marion Cotillard attends the photocall for 'Blood Ties' at The 66th Annual Cannes

Marion Cotillard is so f’ing beautiful.

Marion Cotillard attends the photocall for 'Blood Ties' at The 66th Annual Cannes

Here’s the back.

Naomi Watts attends the exclusive "For The Love Of Cinema" event

Tea-length is everywhere right now, eh? Naomi Watts looked terrific.

Naomie Harris attends The Weinstein Company Party in Cannes

We are almost really into Naomie Harris‘ look, but not quite.

Nicole Kidman (L) and Keith Urban attend 'Inside Llewyn Davis' Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Nicole Kidman (with Keith Urban). Kidman’s hair is a little cheesy for our tastes, but we are really into her weird dress.

 Olga Sorokina attends 'Inside Llewyn Davis' Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Olga Sorokina. Ha. Okay. Sure! Have fun, people.

 Olga Sorokina attends the Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Party

Olga Sorokina, again, though this is much more reasonable.

Paz Vega attends the 'Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)' Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Paz Vega. Nope.

Rachel Bilson attends the Glacier Films launch party hosted

Rachel Bilson. A bit cutesy.

Rooney Mara attends Cannes

Never one for cutesy, Rooney Mara went for architecture and volume.

Sammi Cheng attends Cannes

Sammi Cheng. Weird, but we’ll allow it.

Zhang Yuqi attends Cannes

Zhang Yuqi. This dress is pretty amazing.

 Zoe Saldana attends The Weinstein Company Party in Cannes

Zoe Saldana, looking effortless and lovely as always.