We’ve said it a million times and we’ll say it for as long as we cover red carpet goings-on: absolutely nothing beats an MTV Awards Show for catastrophically bad fashion. The 2013 MTV Europe Music Awards was no different–the best dressed list was five people long and we still felt like we were too generous.
Here’s the evening’s worst dressed, featuring Miley Cyrus, Robin Thicke, Katy Perry, Ellie Goulding and a shiny crocodile suit.
As you know, Miley Cyrus crushed everyone’s dreams.
Ellie Goulding showed off her underwear in Dolce & Gabbana.
Actually, as far as MTV Awards shows go, Sylvie Van der Vaart‘s look is completely inoffensive. Our ruthless vendetta against the middle slit is our own baggage, really.
Eva Simons is a Dutch singer known for her signature gravity-defying hair.
She can have every other component here, but we’ll take that awesome C-3PO cuff on her left arm, thank you kindly.
Yes, there’s more.
One of the guy’s from disbanded novelty act LMFAO wore a faux-croc suit with nothing underneath. We expect this kind of thing from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
We’re actually cool with Louise Roe‘s Mara Hoffman dress on its own–but the styling sinks things for us, from the fake tan to the shiny gold sandals.
While we liked Katy Perry‘s fitted mint Zac Posen enough, her netted post-performance outfit was a mess.
Everything about this.
Iggy Azalea had more problems than this mess of cutouts would initially suggest; the rapper suffered a pretty bad wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet as well. She really should have opted for the runway version’s hot pants.
(All photos via Getty)