2013 Tony Awards red carpet arrivals in NYC

The 67th Annual Tony Awards took place in NYC last night and Kinky Boots was the surprise winner.

…That, alas, was the lion’s share of surprises. The red carpet was a pretty staid affair, with lots of solid colors and big stuffy formal silhouettes. And some sparkles.

But don’t worry–there’s at least one memorable disaster in the ranks.

Actress Scarlett Johansson attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Let’s start off the evening with Scarlett Johansson, who looked pretty damn stunning if not slightly underdressed? Dunno. Like the dark lipstick, though.

Actress Krysta Rodriguez attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

No clue what’s going with Krysta Rodriguez‘s dress. Teal piping?

 Actress Annaleigh Ashford attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions) You’ll see that the prevailing look on the red carpet was solid–especially black or white–and glittery. Here’s Annaleigh Ashford in the latter.

 Actress Audra McDonald attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)Here’s Audra McDonald in black and white!

 Actress Judith Light attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Judith Light was dressed as Princess Buttercup at some important coronation or another.

Actress Shalita Grant attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Shalita Grant went solid and shiny, thank you.

Actress Valisia LeKae attends the 67th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Valisia LeKae’s dress reminded of that infamous Charlize Theron “boob flower” look from the Oscars, though more pink.

And with a peplum.

 Actress Victoria Clark attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

White and sparkly for Victoria Clark.

Actress Angela Bassett attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

We heard Angela Bassett was originally considered to play Storm in X-Men. That would have been cool. Especially mohawk Storm.

 Actress Anna Kendrick attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

Anna Kendrick wore blue and black–a favorite combination of ours–but that nonsensical sheer panel is killing it for us.

Actress Beth Behrs attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Beth Behrs looked like a cathedral window.

 Actress Bernadette Peters attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Bernadette Peters is awesome. She wore green.

Actress Carrie Coon attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Carrie Coon wore some more white.

Cyndi Lauper attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Thankfully Cyndi Lauper was around to make things weird.

Actress Debra Messing attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Debra Messing‘s hair seems a bit severe.

 Actress Jane Krakowski attends the 67th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Jane Krakowski is a lover of sparkly dresses, so this seems appropriate.

Actress Jane Lynch attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Jane Lynch looked nice but the chunky heels are too Easy Spirit in the ’90s.

Actress Laura Osnes attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Your gown has too many textures, Laura Osnes!

Actress Laurie Metcalf attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Sometimes people don’t know what we mean when say “this gown is wearing this person.” Laurie Metcalf is here to demonstrate.

Actress Martha Plimpton attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Martha Plimpton‘s dress fit really well and it’s an awesome color on her.

 Actress Patricia Clarkson attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Patricia Clarkson wore a similar style in black.

 Actress Carolee Carmello attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

This is a very big dress on Carolee Carmello.

 Actress Sally Field attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Sally Field went simple and green.

 Actress Sigourney Weaver attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

While Sigourney Weaver went simple and blue. See a trend yet?

Singer Thalia attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards  at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Thalia did blue, but with some sparkly accoutrements.

Actor Tom Sturridge attends the 2013 Tony Awards Eve Cocktail Party at Luggo Caffe on June 8, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Bennett Raglin/Getty Images)Tom Sturridge had to go play acoustic guitar at an open mic night after this so he dressed for both occasions.

 Actress Cicely Tyson attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

And, well, here’s the disaster of the night.

However, if there was a ‘queen of a dragon planet’ musical we don’t know bout, Cicely Tyson was dressed accordingly.

Actor Alan Cumming attends The 67th Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 9, 2013 in New York City.  (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)Alan Cumming did Andrew WK formal with Docs and a floral tie. Party hard.

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