2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

Last night saw (the filming of) the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show–the show itself doesn’t air until December, but that’s roughly how long it’ll take to make sense of what happened.

Ahead, see deeply silly outfits on supermodels like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Cara Delevingne, Jourdann Dunn and many, many more.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

First up, a glittery body stocking.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Pearl growths.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Not quite underwear but not quite a vest either.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Perfect for transitional weather.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

We like it because it’s practical.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

Our favorite look of the evening: Magdalena Frackowiak in a Sexy Monument to Balzac costume.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

Constance Jablonski in a dream catcher/hippie doorway embellishment.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

“Who’s staring at my crotch sequins and trying to conceal a boner? You guysssssss.”

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

There was a themed “Places” segment.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

The main one seemed to be Britain.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

A sexy Bobby.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Music and stuff!

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

Yes, there was also a sad stab at punk.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

…During which Fall Out Boy performed, because Victoria’s Secret–much like the Met–has a pretty laissez faire attitude about definitions of things.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

Legitimately into this raincoat, though.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

Everyone’s in costume!

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

Candice Swanepoel in the Bra That Is Very Expensive Despite Its Impressive Ugliness.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Possibly demonic in nature.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Ambrosio, as Tim Burton‘s most sexual panic attack.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

The brand is really into this breast floss look.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show A great look for playing soccer.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

For the final “Pink” segment, Karlie Kloss wore what happens if you drop acid in a Limited 2.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Alternative Views

She looks happy, though.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

What does this remind us of?

901509_1323856568541_fullExactly.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

OMG indeed.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Show

Like Jeremy Scott, but witless.

Swarovski Sparkles In The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

JK? JK??

Perhaps it was all a dream!

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