Last night saw (the filming of) the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show–the show itself doesn’t air until December, but that’s roughly how long it’ll take to make sense of what happened.
Ahead, see deeply silly outfits on supermodels like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Cara Delevingne, Jourdann Dunn and many, many more.
First up, a glittery body stocking.
Not quite underwear but not quite a vest either.
Perfect for transitional weather.
We like it because it’s practical.
Our favorite look of the evening: Magdalena Frackowiak in a Sexy Monument to Balzac costume.
Constance Jablonski in a dream catcher/hippie doorway embellishment.
“Who’s staring at my crotch sequins and trying to conceal a boner? You guysssssss.”
There was a themed “Places” segment.
The main one seemed to be Britain.
A sexy Bobby.
Music and stuff!
Yes, there was also a sad stab at punk.
…During which Fall Out Boy performed, because Victoria’s Secret–much like the Met–has a pretty laissez faire attitude about definitions of things.
Legitimately into this raincoat, though.
Everyone’s in costume!
Candice Swanepoel in the Bra That Is Very Expensive Despite Its Impressive Ugliness.
Possibly demonic in nature.
Ambrosio, as Tim Burton‘s most sexual panic attack.
The brand is really into this breast floss look.
A great look for playing soccer.
For the final “Pink” segment, Karlie Kloss wore what happens if you drop acid in a Limited 2.
She looks happy, though.
What does this remind us of?
Like Jeremy Scott, but witless.
Perhaps it was all a dream!
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