2014 Grammy Awards Worst Dressed

The 2014 Grammy Awards saw plenty of sexy, gorgeous and snazzy looks on its red carpet, but just as every awards show reveals, not everybody’s stylists are quite as spot-on. Just as one would imagine, there were quite a few plunging necklines and even more sheer gowns (to be fair, it’s 64 in LA, but still), so let’s take a look at the ones who didn’t pull off their Grammy choices, such as Paula PattonAlicia KeysAnna KendrickBonnie McKee and so very, very many more.

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Oh, Paris Hilton. Why are you so into leaving underwear out of the equation lately?

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Oh like you guys didn’t know Paula Patton and Robin Thicke would be on this list.

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What the what?

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Not so keen on Sarah Hyland‘s shapeless black and white frock.

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Colbie Caillat‘s gown looks all slashed up.

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Miguel‘s pants are apparently made of black nail varnish.

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Quick! Natasha Bedingfield is being swallowed by a jellyfish!

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You know, it’s not even Kathy Griffin‘s dress pattern that bugs me so much as how uncomfortably tight its top portion is.

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Pharrell was so Yosemite Sam’d out that it’s not even funny. But Helen Lasichanh looks pretty cool!

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As Julia said, Kacey Musgraves apparently wore the sparkly cousin of Natasha Bedingfield’s jellyfish attacker.

Now, for Kelly OsbourneAlicia Keys, Anna Kendrick and more…

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Just once, we would love to see Giuliana Rancic look like she wasn’t aiming for the “worst dressed” list.

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Is Kelly Osbourne vying for Most Likely To Be A Vampire At Prom tonight?

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I’m not feeling Chrisette Michele‘s ultra-busy look, though I do appreciate her nails matching her shoes.

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I really didn’t like the structure of Alicia Keys’ dress.

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Dude, pick a look: Blake Shelton‘s top and bottom don’t match whatsoever, but at least Miranda Lambert made the best dressed list!

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Faith Evans‘ dress reminds me of crackle nail polish and that is not a good thing.

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Anna Kendrick’s dress looks uncomfortable.

So, who do you think was worst dressed of the night?

All photos via Getty Images.