We refuse to believe that an item of clothing could be created that has no market whatsoever. So despite the fact that drop crotch skinny jeans seem to combine the worst of drop crotch pants with the worst of skinny jeans, we thought of a few people who will really enjoy them. These are those people:

1) A nevernude  actively in the process of giving birth. Because you could definitely fit a baby in there.

2) A cross-dresser who is not particularly committed to their art.

3) People attempting to smuggle a bag full of homemade popcorn into a movie theater, who do not have qualms about eating food that has been nestled in their crotch.

4) Jewel thieves who do not need to run quickly

5) Dov Charney, probably.