Welcome to Cage Match, a sporadic though oddly loved feature at TheGloss in which we take celebrities who’ve worn the same outfit (horror of horrors!) and pit them against each other in a sartorial death match… alongside eternal wild card Nicolas Cage. Today, we have Pucci‘s slinky lace-sleeved frock versus a reel of highlights from the remake of The Wicker Man, a beautiful perfect cinema classic.
First, Kardashian matriarch, Kris Jenner:
Second, Alexa Chung… who is… a… ah… we’ll go with “It Girl:”
Third, songstress Kylie Minogue:
Fourth, Tree of Life star Jessica Chastain:
And, bonus! Freida Pinto on the cover of InStyle:
Last, the best parts of The Wicker Man:
We’re not huge on Jenner’s pairing of tights or Chung’s clunky heels. It comes down to Minogue’s retro pumps or Chastain’s towering Christian Louboutin slingbacks. Of course, we know in our hearts that the answer is always…
…To the polls!