I was a little bleary walking to work this morning until I hit American Apparel on Fifth Ave and got an eyeful of erect, skyward-pointing nipple. I know the brand’s mannequins have historically been pretty comically sexual (like this one and this one) but these may take the cake. Looks like they need some sort of unisex knit to keep warm.

If anyone has heaved her bosom toward an American Apparel recently and noticed this, let us know.