Lindsay Lohan attends the amfAR New York Gala

The amfAR Gala To Kick Off Fall 2013 Fashion Week went down last night and, naturally, a bunch of famous fashion folks showed up (and Lindsay Lohan). Considering the attendees, we were surprised to find that the red carpet looks were almost remarkably bad. Let’s take a tour.

Giovanna Battaglia  Street style star Giovanna Battaglia wore a very very shiny dress.

Tara Subkoff So, despite a few things about this we really dislike–the peplum, the dated obi-style leather belt–we’re pretty into this polka dot dress on Tara Subkoff. That neckline is so beautiful!

Toni GarrnToni Garrn wore a wedding dress.

Ginta Lapina and Daria StrokousThese two–Ginta Lapina and Daria Strokous–are both excellent and hugely successful models (we’re especially fond of Uma Thurman lookalike and Raf Simons favorite Strokus). We are not fond of either of these looks, though.

Lydia Hearst-Shaw Feel like Lydia Hearst-Shaw‘s outfit is an assemblage of things from Express and H&M, but several years ago.

 Leigh Lezark reveals her new blondeLeigh Lezark is blonde! The world is coming to an end! Princess Coldstare is blonde and smiling! Also, the dress is interesting, if not entirely successful.

Alexa ChungAlexa Chung went real, real twee.

Frida Gustavsson So, Frida Gustavsson is a very successful model but perhaps more successful thanks to becoming a bonafide street style star. Since we think street style is laughable bullshit, we’re leery.

That being said, holy shit she looks phenomenal oh my god. This is how you wear a pantsuit… if you’re a gorgeous, 5’11” Swedish teenager, of course.

Sarah Jessica ParkerThis is no good in a lot of ways, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Anne VyalitsynaSame goes for Anne Vyalitsyna‘s look.

Chloe SevignyWe know this isn’t Chloe Sevigny‘s best work (the bar is set really high), but we still like it. Sorry for our bias.

Crystal Renn We like that Crystal Renn just stops the show when she wants to. We also like that she went a little darker and edgier with her makeup than she had to, making the look way more Fashion.

Jeisa ChiminazzoJeisa Chiminazzo came dressed as delicious cake.

Christine TeigenChrissy Teigen stole her outfit from Michelle Pfeiffer‘s character in Scarface.

Katharine McPhee Whoa. Katharine McPhee stole her dress from from Michelle Pfeiffer‘s Scarface character’s Amish sister.

amfAR New York Gala To Kick Off Fall 2013 Fashion Week - ArrivalsAshley Greene, Hera of Las Vegas.

Lily Donaldson

Lily Donaldson. This is the rare moment where we feel like a look needs more.

Doutzen KroesWe’re not entirely convinced Doutzen Kroes‘ bodice fits her. We are convinced, however, that she could look amazing in a burlap sack. Citrus-colored sacks, especially.

Karlie Kloss Not much to say about Karlie Kloss‘ simple, straight forward look.

Lindsay Lohan Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez, Lindsay Lohan. There isn’t a single thing right about this: the shoes, the fit, the frizzy extensions (wig?!), the insane makeup job. While we can relate to wearing a black hair tie around the wrist at all times (you never know when you need to put your hair up), we’d probably take it off for red carpet appearances.

Then again, this is still an improvement over what she arrived in:

Lindsay Lohan

Hoo boy.

(All photos via Getty)