Yesterday, America narrowly avoided four years under a President Mitt Romney. Even though the Republican nominee boasted to the press that he’d only prepared a victory speech, it sure looked like he wasn’t ad-libbing his concession speech (during which he thanked henchman Paul Ryan in the creepiest way possible with, “Besides my wife, Ann, Paul is the best choice I’ve ever made,” reminding us yet again that he needs his feelings nodes recalibrated).

Speaking of Ann Romney, she wore another red dress. As is her wont, it was a modest cut with sleeves and a high neckline. She paired it with a statement necklace. We find fire engine red to be a very curious color for one’s acceptance of defeat. Still, it’s not one of her worst looks by any means.

That Sarah Palin bump needs to go, though.

More importantly, is that one of Romney’s hundreds of sons on the far right? He’s pretty hot.