Obviously, there is nothing to be mad at when it comes to the return of “True Blood” this Sunday, the best television show ever in life. And since that’s what Anna Paquin and husband Stephen Moyer were out celebrating when she wore this questionable number, I have to say first and foremost that I support them in their artistic endeavors. Brava.

But I don’t have to support their fashion choices, and in this case, I’m not sure that I do. Paquin is wearing some kind of a see-through number with what appear to be purple glitter stripes running north and south on the torso. It’s a combination between some of the worst prom dresses ever, my 6th grade dance recital costume, and a classic, if ill-advised, LBD.

I feel like if you get to this point with your wardrobe selections, where you’re really about to pick this dress to wear, someone should say to you, “Hey. If that’s what you’re going to wear, how about we instead go with this all-black dress, that doesn’t make you look like a recovering Vegas showgirl? Look, it’s still sexy, but you get to keep your dignity intact.”

How do you feel?