68-year-old fashion luminary Calvin Klein has a new Labradoodle puppy ex-pornstar boyfriend named Nick Gruber and he just turned 21! What’s the December part of a May-December romance to do? Why, throw a big, shameless birthday party and call in favors invite all of his powerful industry friends! I didn’t think there was much here until I looked at the photos and noted Gruber’s look of fratty delight throughout. Thus, we imagine the conversations held that night. Thanks to the Village Voice for the photos and little sprinkle of Musto to sweeten the snark.