Last night, Julia brought you the live deets on the American Country Awards 2013, but today, I’m here to provide the snarky commentary on the actual outfits. And oh, there is much to say. Let’s get into it, first with the best dressed. Because sadly, there were only a few.

American Country Awards 2013 - Arrivals

How amazing did Sheryl Crow look in her bright pink Juan Carlos Obondo? I feel like this is the color I want my life to be.

American Country Awards 2013 - Arrivals Luke Bryan and his wife Caroline Boyer looked flawless, no?


I have a feeling Kellie Pickler in Badgley Mischka will be a controversial look, but I love the way she looks like a Vegas mermaid. The color really suits her.


Jewel looks beautiful and happy in this Jovani LBD that fits her like a dream. I love the nude lipstick, too!

American Country Awards 2013 - Arrivals

I wouldn’t normally love a dress like the Reem Acra that LeAnn Rimes is wearing, but something about the fit is really working for her. It kind of looks like the most beautiful broken mirror you’ve ever seen, right? I’m sure there’s a metaphor for her career in there somewhere.

Stay tuned for the worst dressed. It’s not pretty, guys.

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